World's Smallest Bodybuilder,Aditya 'Romeo' Dev of India

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Say hello to my little friend....Aditya 'Romeo' Dev of India is a 2 foot 9 mighty punjabi who looks quite ferocious given his short dwarfish stature and token honey-amber highlights. Imagine being locked in a room with this dude on angel dust, holy shit, I bet those tiny hands could bash your skull in like those Gorillas in that movie Congo.

At a mere 20 pounds, the Guinness Book of World Records just named him the smallest bodybuilder on the planet! Indians have always been known for some off the wall shit. The whole Kama Sutra thing, snake charming, natural healing, Tantric Sex, and oh this one dude who pulled a bus one time with his dick {Ouch! Oh Hell Na}. And now if that's not crazy enough we got homeboy looking like a Beatlejuice extra, pumping Iron on the regular to become some super-ripped, pint-sized diesel dwarf. No discrespect, little man is doing his thing. I mean, tons of people crowd into the local gymnasium on a daily basis just to watch him work out, lifting about 3.5lb dumbells to get swole each day. For the most part the average dwarfs you're used to seeing have large heads compared to their bodies (and big asses too - sup with that?), Romeo however is perfectly proportioned with some serious lean cuts, and boy peep those calves! I bet part of his workout routine is kicking tunnels through solid rock or some shit, or crushing golf balls in his fists.

Romeo said: "I’ve been training as a bodybuilder for the last two years and by now I think I must be the strongest dwarf in the world."

It just goes to show that with hard work and determination anything is achievable - sky's the limit. Now quick, everybody run to the gym and stock up on protein shakes, you don't want to be caught in a dark alley with this fool foaming at the mouth. Great, now yet another thing to keep me up at night; the horrible thought of a 2 foot nine mini-Hulk climbing through your kittie door, entering your house at night in a Manic state from too much Human Growth Hormone about to pull a *Chris Benoit on you and your family. All jokes aside this is a major accomplishment for mankind and small people everywhere. Allright, who's gonna take Romeo in a UFC, MMA style cage match.

SHORT BUT DEADLY - YOU'VE BEEN WARNED

*Pro wrestler Chris Benoit strangled his wife, suffocated his 7-year-old son, and placed a Bible next to their bodies before hanging himself with a weight-machine pulley. Investigators found anabolic steroids in the house and want to know whether the muscle man nicknamed “The Canadian Crippler” was unhinged by the bodybuilding drugs, which can cause paranoia, depression and explosive outbursts known as “roid rage.”


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