Pimpin Pens: Friday Word Of The Day!"The Blumpkin"

This is a brand new feature we're trying to incorporate into the Blog to keep all you restless goons satisfied and the countless Pimpin' Pens fiends at bay. So now without further ado may I proudly introduce you to a new word to add to your vocab.

THE WORD: "BLUMPKIN"
Definition: It's when a guy receives a blow job while sitting on the toilet taking a crap. Yup, Blumpkin folks - some truly grimey shit!

As far as the origins of the word, fuck if I know, but since first hearing about this horrendous (but funny as all hell) act about 8 years ago it's occasionally made it's way into my thought process continually provoking an onslaught of gut-busting laughter. Just for the sake of the post and human curiosity let's try to theorize what sick bitch had to kick in a bathroom door to quench her thirst for cock while some dude was mid-turd.

We here at Pimpin' Pens are no strangers to the foul smut and grotesqueries this world has to offer but this Blumpkin deal is in a league of it's own. We've been to the Redlight in Amsterdam, countless stripclubs around the world, tons of college parties, and seen enough hours of Porn to make Larry Flynt look like a saint. I mean for the love of god, one time in Alabama a buddy of mine took me to some Meth-hole of a strip club and low and behold they had a fucking pregnant bitch on stage. If that's not bad enough the worst part was she was making a killing!

Ok now back to the topic at hand, just how did this come to be? Maybe it wasn't the slutiness of the female in question but rather the swagger of the gentleman that pursuaded the girl to give some chewin' while homeboy was pooping! Who knows, I'm at a loss for words, but for now all we can do is speculate. For the most part it looks like the "Blumpkin" will remain a great mystery within our culture along side Bigfoot, Nessie, UFO's and all that other bizarre shit from Sightings and Ripley's.

Regardless of how it came to be, Blumpkin is REAL and is here to stay.

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Here's a variation.."Blumpkin Backfire!"

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