Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Teaser Alert! Get a Semi and Go Pro

In an effort to continually please the abundance of pimps, hash smashers, and debauchery lovers alike that support our ever enduring cause to intoxicate minds, Pimpin' Pens has decided to jump on the bandwagon for the upcoming gut buster "Semi Pro".

Directed by Kent Alterman (who executive produced "A History of Violence", fuck yes) and starring Will Ferrell (funny man extraordinaire), Woody Harrelson (shit load of douche bag rolls equipped with greasy hair), Andre "3000" Benjamin (one of the nastiest emcees breathing), Will Arnett (greatest dirt bag brother from "Arrested Development"), and Andy Richter (Conan O’Brien’s long time right testicle), this movie is certified punch-the-corny-fuck-hating-sitting-next-to-you-at-the-theatre funny. I'm talking all out frenzy, fully extended spinning drop kicks on any chump that utters the words, "I thought it would be funnier", as I burst out in laughter during tremendous liners and characters from front to back. Now I admit, it's hard to compete with such classics as "Anchorman" or his stellar role in "Superstar", but I think this will come close considering they dropped their balls on this one and made it rated R, fucking cha chia yes!

Let's see what the man Jackie Moon has to say about it:

Is that right? Well how bout this:

Bonus! Bonus! Bonus! All 8 Jackie Moon Old Spice Commercials

Count It!

Posted By Los for Pimpin' Pens

1 comment:

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

i dont know if im gone chk that, dont really go to movies rather read a book folk u know