Thursday, January 17, 2008

Pete Rock's New Album: NY's Finest
Dropping Next Month!


Legendary Hip-Hop Producer/DJ/Emcee Pete Rock AKA the Soul Brotha #1 AKA The Chocolate Boy Wonder is back with a star studded Album masterfully produced and staring Pete on a joint venture between Soul Survivor Records and the NY based indie label Nature Sounds. From his past works with multiple emcee features like Soul Survivor 1 & 2 this album is guaranteed to encompass the full spectrum of raw hip hop and dusty crate digging with Beats so distinctive of the *SP-1200 Guru. The Album features a colossal line-up of new and old hip hop artists that include Wu-Tang's Raekwon and Masta Killa, Dipset's Jim Jones, Papoose, D-Block and Redman amongst others. The first single "We Roll" features Jim Jones and Max B.Other tracks currently available are "914" featuring Styles P and Sheek Louch, "The PJ's" featuring Raekwon and Masta Killa and "Til I Retire" featuring Pete Rock himself. Check back with us through the month for some audio clips from the album, previous released videos, tracks and instro's and anything else we can dig up over the dynasty that has become Pete Rock, one of the true originators.

TRACK LIST SO FAR...
(From what I could find online)

1. Pete Intro
2. We Roll (w/ Jim Jones & Max B)
3. ‘Till I Retire
4. 914 (w/ Styles P. & Sheek Louch)
5. Questions (w/ Royal Flush)
6. Best Believe (w/ Redman)
7. Ready Fe War (w/ Chip Fu & Renee (of Zhane))
8. Don’t Be Mad
9. Bring Y’All Back (w/ Masta Ace, Wordsworth, Phonte & Joe Scudda)
10. The Best Secret (w/ Lords Of The Underground)
11. That’s What (w/ Rell)
12. The PJ’s (w/ Raekwon & Masta Killa)
13. Made Man
14. Let’s Go (w/ Doo Wop)
15. Comprehend (w/ Papoose)


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*E-mu SP-1200 is a classic sampler released August of 1987 by E-mu as an update of the SP-12. It became famed for its gritty texture and ability to simulate the sound of vinyl recordings.

Madvillian - Accordion - Madvilliany (Previously unreleased)

Peep this unreleased laidback soulful joint from the Villianous duo of MF Doom and Madlib.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

The Brothers Solomon



What if you got free popcorn and a dead tweedy every time you changed a baby instead of plain old shit? Or porked an eskimo chick for your home school prom? Or entertained the possibility of giving birth to a baby cyclops? Huh?




So my couch forced a spliff in my mouth and inserted The Brothers Solomon on DVD into the player for me, (which scored a whopping 4.9 on IMDB), and I must say: "That shit was fucking hilarious!" You douche bags on IMDB that rated this masterpiece anything less than piss your piss-stained-pants funny deserve a quickie with 2 donkeys, yes 2. Directed by Bob Odenkirk from Tim and Eric Awesome Show fame and starring Will Arnet (Arrested Development) and Will Forte (Beerfest) The Brothers Solomon delivers some of the most hilariously awkward scenes I've ever witnessed. Packed with ridiculous facial gestures and outlandish attempts at baby making, these two optomistic halftards ensure that hilarity will ensue. Cop the DVD and give it a gander, I mean, they did knock up some big black dude's chick for their pops yo, that's funny shit.


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Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Harold and Kumar 2
The R Rated Trailer


Remember where you saw it first! That's right, your two favorite stoners next to Red and Meth and Cheech & Chong are back in an all new movie that looks as hilarious, if not funnier than the first. See the extended, R-rated trailer for Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo below.



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AZ Undeniable - Album Preview

Check out the latest from the Aziatic emcee himself the new solo joint entitled "Undeniable," a testament of the work he's put in the game since first appearing on Nas' Illmatic Album in 1994. Since then he's dropped six solo albums, mixtapes and of course The Firm Album. Check back with us when the album drops for a review but from the snippets it seems to take it back to the essence.
CLICK BELOW TO PREVIEW THE ALBUM




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Monday, January 14, 2008

Zero Round Draft Pick

All praises due to Rico the Mastermind and Enzini for recruiting a bulldozer into the ever evolving Pimpin' Pens familia. Bloggers and readers alike should expect nothing less than the upmost, gritty, debauchery encrusted articles, reviews, and points of view on the web. We're talking striclty bangin records, illustrious opinions on everything from a business mogal's agenda to a cokehead stripper's favorite midnight snack, and globe stomping adventures so vivid the LCD will begin to melt from the toxins. We will hold no punches, fuck it, we will dip gloves in stain glass simply for your reading pleasures and still cash a bottle for bedtime. Stay tuned!

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Bun B ft. Sean Kingston “That’s Gangsta”


Peep the first single off the highly anticipated II Trill Album. I'm not a fan of the hook but overall the track is solid and Bun is just too cold on the mic to be ignored. R.I.P to Pimp C

CLICK BELOW TO PLAY



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Lil Boosie - Lil Boosieanna Mixtape Review

Boosie Bad Azz is back with some new shit, well at least a few tracks on the mixtape seem to sound like new joints. Released by Mixtrap.com the mixtape features 30 some odd tracks of Boosies tightest bangers and like 9 tracks I haven't heard before. "745" and "Southside superstar" are real hard as well as "models" and "post up" and "keep it gangster" with boosie's sick flow and vicious life-story lyrics. Block grinding, trap living, the dope game, hoes and g-shit as always come through as prominent themes in his music but by the sound of some of those new tracks looks like his new album is going to be a banger. A lot of his tracks were released prior to the BadAzz dropping, I think Asylum was supposed to release a double disc but the bootleggers apparently fucked things up so lets hope we get more tracks this time around. Peep the track listing and link to listen and download below.


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TRACK LIST
1. 745
2. Southside superstar
3. Hate me
4. My niggaz remix
5. Keep it gangsta
6. Models
7. Post up
8. Im dat dude
9. Gettin money
10. Thuggin like that
11. Gone jock
12. Independent
13. Fresh cut
14. Like a bird
15. Where dem dollars at pt.2
16. Keep it gutta remix
17. I want sex
18. Troubled man
19. Swerve on em
20. Swerve pt.2
21. Set it off
22. Smoking on purple
23. Going down where im from
24. Pussy ass nigga
25. My nigga then
26. Bout what you talkin bout
27. I had a dream
28. Through some thangs
29. No matter what they say
30. I smoke blunts
31. Zoom
32. Wipe me down
33. I know


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Hip Hop Immortals - The Review


One night flipping aimlessly thorugh the channels of my overpriced dish program I stumbled upon what I can only assume is a slept on Documentary called "Hip Hop Immortals" on the Documentary Channel (DOC). After further review I come to find out that this film was released in 2004 and for some reason has elluded my attention until now. Directed by Bonz Malone this film covers the rise and evolution of hip-hop as a lifestyle and an art form as well as chronicaling great names in the game and the many forefathers of the culture. With appearences from industry greats such as GangStarr, Rakim, Kool G Rap, RedMan, 8-Ball, Fat Joe and others the movie offers a wide range of opinions, stories, and all the diverse elements that form one of the most influencial genres of music to date: Hip-Hop. Packed with a ton of guest appearences, real behind the scenes interviews and more this Documentary is sure to please any fan of the culture. From clothing, to sneakers, graffiti, Deejaying, beats , rhymes and life Hip Hop Immortals shines a fresh light on this ever-developing genre with insight as to where we came from, and where the game is headed next. Keep an eye out for it on the Documentary Channel, definitely worth peeping.

VIEW THE TRAILOR

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Friday, January 11, 2008

Pimp C Tribute His Last Words before his death

Yung Kee - "Nah Mean" Video!!!


Peep this new track from Yung Kee keeping it gutta wit it!

Mr. Sche and T-Rock "Vendetta" Trailor!

We've heard the big homie Sche and T-Rock collab in the past on tracks like "Niggavile" and "Let's do some dirt" on the Supastar CD but a whole album together? Shit, this thing came outta nowhere and looks like it's going to be one of the hardest albums ever! After his departure from the Hypnotized Camp T-Rock and many others have unfortunately fallen upon the same path where they just can't get any decent production after Paul and Juice. The New Prophet Posse was lacking as did most of the Lord Infamous solo project but thankfully some of these talented cats have crossed paths with Sche who always comes correct on a track producing some of the hardest, most buck elbow-throwing anthems to date. From what I can gather in the trailer the Album is a spin off of the 2005 Wachowski Brothers blockbuster "V for Vendetta" where the main character "V" begins an epic, terrorist-style assault on a corrupt, Totalitarian Government. I'm sure we can expect heavy sampling from the film with politcal overtones as well as allusions to greed, wealth, crime and life in the city. The Album is slated to drop sometime this month. Check back with us and Sche's page for more info and reviews when it drops.



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Friday, January 4, 2008

Pimpology: 48 Laws of the Game

It's been a long time since I left you without a dope blog to step to. Im back with some mo flavor and game for all of you lames and squares to soak up. When discussing the pimp game it is hard for one not to mention a true pioneer of the sport, Pimpin Ken. Pimpin Ken or Ken Ivy (which is his government name) has been ten toes down in pimpdom since he was a young teenager on the streets of Milwaukee. Ken goes into explicit detail about his formative years under the tutelage of older seasoned macks and some older not so seasoned macks. He drew a little something from each and everyone of those encounters and became the pre-eminent mack of present day. This book is not exclusively meant for aspiring pimps or macks, but anybody looking to gain an advantage and upper-hand in a variety of social settings. In other words this book doesn't teach you how to pimp per say but how to understand the inner-workings of the pimp mentality, and how to use these precepts in your everyday life at work and at home in order to stay on top and dominant in your relationships with people. I have long been captivated by the mystique and enigmatic profile of the pimp, and have dedicated my life to perfecting my innate skills of pimping. This book is a perfect tool for you to begin honing your skills as a up an coming young pimp. Although, you must be forewarned the pimp game is not for the weak-minded and timid, it will eat you up if you lack the backbone and pedigree. This book goes over in intricate detail the 48 unwritten laws of the game which cover all basis and contigencies, as no stone is left unturned. Ken is a pimps pimp, if you will, he will no doubt go down in history as one of the greatest pimps to ever turn the game out. The reason being is that he took the game to a whole new level as he discusses in the book, namely by bringing the pimp game into mainstream America through the influence of the greatest advocates of pimpin; rappers. Ken made alliances with countless rappers who have feautured Ken in their videos as well as records. A pivotal moment in his life came when he was approached by the producers and directors of the HBO documentary Pimps Up Hoes Down about providing his insight and perspective on pimpin. He discusses how the producers and directors were trying to pimp him early on in the negotiaitons but how he later flipped the script on them and asked for producers credit as well as some money on the front end and the back end. Now that is pimping my friends! Make sure you go pick this junt up it gets two thumbs up from the Pimpin Pens fam.

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Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Nasty Nardo: Already Famous Review

Its the infamous ninja triplesix back one mo gen(that's slang for one more time) here to drop another critique on an album that doesn't need much critiquing. The album I allude to is none other than the masterpiece that is known as Already Famous, the gem blessed upon us by Nasty Nardo. Growing up in south parkway section of Memphis like the Tennessee mainstay Playa Fly, Nardo is a veteran in the rap game with his roots dating back to his freshman debut LP Whatever is Clever released in 1999. Fast forward damn near 9 years later and this cat still doesn't get the props he so clearly deserves. Nardo got his big break when he was approached by Craig Brewer to contribute to the Hustle and Flow soundtrack which resulted with the hit single Lets Get A Room. I just listened to his whole catalogue today and I think every successive cd he releases his better than the last. Nardo and Mr. Sche who have been collaborating since the early days and continue to work with each other presently seem to both be getting progressively iller in their flows and in their production prowess.
Back to the issue at hand here which is the Already Famous CD, which is absolutely positively stellar. There is a total of 20 tracks and all of them are certified bangers. With features from La Chat, DJ Squeeky, Yung Kee, Pistol Pete, Krunk City, J Chris, Al Kapone, Pee, Hollywood Jay, Mizz T, Mac E, Mr. Sche, Se7en The Great, Don Wuan, Gangsta Boo, Gangsta Blac, and Lil Larry this album has no shortage of funk. The opening track, Take A Picture, is Nardo at his finest spitting hard rhymes over production that seems like the score for an old western movie. The chorus goes:
"Take a picture trick
it might make you rich
and you can show the world that you was playing with a pimp"
Nardo certainly seems to be influenced considerably by the pimp game with its tenets and mores. The production on this CD is incredible, and it's reminiscent of vintage DJ Paul and Juicy J, except with its own unique style and flavor which doesn't try to imitate or bite. This is without a doubt a landmark album, and should be a permanent fixture in everybody's CD collection.

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Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Mr. Sche
Dark, Buck, and Crunk The Album Review

The Album and DVD "Dark, Buck and Crunk" is a gritty in the streets documentary of the underground M-town scene as well as concert footage, music videos, freestyles and more. The DVD is packed with so much content I'll have to review it on it's own but for now lets stick to the album included with the DVD. The CD features 12 tracks of serious heat with a ton of guest features and appearences from some local Memphis legends like Skinny Pimp, Indo G., Nasty Nardo, Al Kapone and more! Sche comes correct with the lyrics and laces this album with some raw,dark, spellbinding beats and heavy hooks. As in "It's goin down" Sche delivers the drug music, fight songs, life stories and a dash of some pimpin' to produce a well faceted listening experience. The tracks grip you and get your adrenaline going and the evolution of Sche's production really shows itself with a wide range of effects and eerie sounds that have forged the signature of Sche's work. One of my favorite tracks is "In yo club" where Sche rips it on the hook saying:

We tooted up and blowed and getting X'd up
We in you club getting wild and throwin' sets up!

Weak niggas stay clear of the dance floor when that track comes on, guaranteed to get everybody ape-shit! Other notable tracks include: "Break da law," "Money & The Power," and "Methazine & Sprite" - an homage to all the syrup sippin niggas out there. Bottom line is you have to go and buy this DVD/CD combo set. It comes with a ridiculously hard DVD and CD packed with bangers for days. Stop playing around and get schooled to some real shit!

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Mr. Sche & Immortal Lowlife
It's Goin Down - Album Review

Released in 2004, "It's Goin Down" chronicles the rugged lifestyle of the harsh, crime infested Memphis streets from the point of view of the infamous Mr. Sche and the Immortal Lowlife click. Featuring 21 tracks of brutal beats, classic smoking anthems, and some Gangster Pimpin' sure to please real down south rap fans fiending for some trill gangster music in these days of overwhelming mediocrity. You won't find any hand claps or finger snapping, two-step shit here, more like punch you in your face music mixed with some pimp shit and lets consume every narcotic known to man music. Big Sche kicks off a hard ass verse on the title track "It's Goin Down!" -

What you claim who you hang wit, I dont even care
bitch I slang shoot them thangs wit niggas that don't care
take your face and re arrange it pop and shoot a flare
turn yo murder to a stangin' push em down the stairs!

In true Sche fashion we then transition to more real life story music like "front me somethin" where he discusses getting some zones (ounces of weed) fronted from the dope mane till the weekend to make a little cheese. "Take the pain out" offers you an inside glimpse into the struggle of trying to make it in the game as well as "Hard on a bro" where Sche preaches that "That I be hard on a bro, just as hard on a hoe" meaning he's not playing no games with bitches or niggas period. Of course you've got a ton of buck club anthems like "It;s a fight" featuring your boy Al Kapone, (Al Kapeezy Oh Boy!)"Middle fingers up" "Some nigga think he hard" and more. Other notable tracks include "Motivated" where the click talks about bonding as a unit and feeding of each others motivation to make it in the game. And probably the most popular single from the album "Tell them hoes imma pimp" is an ode to the Memphis Pimpin scene and how Sche and the crew hold true to their pimpin' and mackin roots over a colossal, haunting beat. In all the album is super hard and guaranteed to make it's rounds in your car stereo as you ride through town feeling so damn pimpish. In the later half of the album I started to notice a shift towards the more Pimp themed tracks which I assume inspired the "Supa Star" album. Either way Sche came through with a classic on this one placing the foundation for the Immortal Lowlife click, making their mark in the game without selling their souls in the process. Go out and buy this album if you got nuts and are down for some real g-shit.

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Friday, December 7, 2007

Prophet Posse- The Return Vol. 2: Belly of the Beast


One of the dopest clicks in rap music is back with their second offering but without the superproduction from DJ Paul and Juicy J. Unfortunately, as is the case with most releases from former Hypnotize Mind members this installment suffers from the same production setbacks that have marred past ex-Hypnotize Minds releases. I really try my best to give this stuff a decent chance in impressing me, however I never seem to be fully satisfied with the end results. I even went as far as buying this shit at the record store. One thing that I will say is that it is good to hear from Droopy Drew Dogg, Rawdawg-(who once went by the name of Lil E if I'm not mistaken) K-Rock, T-Rock, Playa Fly, Skinny Pimp and others. The only people who have not made guest appearances on the new Prophet Posse records are M-Child, and Nigga Creep- RIP. K-Rock in particular goes extremely hard on these tracks. Koopsta Knicca comes correct on a few tracks as does Pastor Troy, and Yo Gotti. Lord Infamous is in rare form as always spitting deadly verses on multiple tracks. It's a shame because I feel like they are trying really hard to bring back that ol school dark, buck and crunk devilish shit, but to no avail. This album just seems a little contrived and forced. The long and short of it is that this album will appeal only to the die-hard fans of the old Memphis Prophet Posse sound. Strangely enough I thought that I was a part of that cult following, but in the end I felt shortchanged. Props to the Prophet Posse click I still fucks wit ya.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

FRONT ME SUMPTIN!
Package of Goodies from Mr. Sche


Damn, Sche is the coolest mothafucker we know! Pimpin' Pens received a package from the Immortal Lowlife himself this Monday with a few albums and DVDs to review. Expect some new Sche content on the page shortly, we're as excited as you are right now to go through it all. Right now I'm bumpin' the "It's Goin Down" Album prepping for the review but so far I can tell you it's a must have for any hardcore Southern Rap fan. Keep checking back with us for updates, we have a shit load of content to sort through at the moment but big things are coming. Stay tuned for the Pimpin' Pens Takeover and go support Mr. Sche, we can't emphasize it enough, he's got real love for all the fans out there.

PIMP C (R.I.P.) FREESTYLE UGK 4 LIFE!!!! TEXAS BOY!




As a tribute to the late great Hogg in the Game himself we'll be featuring a lot of Pimp C's music and hits to ensure he's never forgotten. We lost another great but now Pimp is with Dj Screw and the rest in heaven. Rest in Peace.

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

PIMP C PASSES AWAY
Pimp C Found Dead In Hollywood

Pimpin' Pens is sad to report that according to TMZ, sources inside the rapper’s label have confirmed that UGK’s Pimp C has passed away. TMZ reported that Pimp, real name Chad Butler, was found dead this morning in his room at Hollywood’s Mondrian Hotel. After responding to a 911 call, L.A. County Fire found him in his bed. The cause of death is unknown at this point. He was just 33 years old. Rest in peace homie, you'll be missed and never forgotten.