GZA's new LP Pro Tools was released recently to a clamoring nation of pen pimps such as yours truly. From what I've heard this album follows the trajectory of unwavering illness that is the Wu Tang/Genius/Gza/Gary Grice/Maximillion catalog. Gza is the type of shit you listen to when you want to zone out and blow a phat dak - perhaps play a game of chess with one of your crew. I'm not in the physical condition (fractured ulna) to be rambling on and on about the virtues of Gza, so for brevity's sake I'm just going to lace you with some new Gza junts. You make the call.
Just a few to wet your pallets. "Stop sipping on that formula 50"
Gza-Paper Plates
Enzo
Friday, September 5, 2008
GZA MIX BITCH
Pimps Up Hoes Lower
"Shootin dairy product all up in that hoes esophagus."
-T-Rock; Defcon Lyrical Warfare
Truer words have never been spoken. I've been bumpin a lot of Antonio Washington - more commonly known as T-Rock lately. This track is especially bumpin, and for all my kniccas in the know - T-Rock is undoubtedly one of the best rappers of all time. He deserves a slot in the upper echelons of the rap stratosphere along side the likes of emcees like Big Daddy Kane, Rakim, etc. Defcon Lyrical Warfare is a testament to his greatness. Its tracks like these that fuel me with those rare moments of inspiration which contributes to this websites ill body of work. Props to youtube user NFL League for disseminating the uncut raw to the unenlightened 85% (otherwise known as the "masses")
En to the maddafuckin zo!
Saturday, August 30, 2008
The Masters Players Ball - New DVDs on Sale, New Event, Place Your Orders Today!
As you may or may not know, the Pimpin' Pens fam has a long standing alliance with the brilliant minds behind The Masters Players Ball franchise. We're proud to announce the new DVD will feature artwork done by yours truly, Rico from the Pimpin' Pens team. Take a look...
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This DVD is still in post production phases but were glad to finally announce that The Masters Players Ball 2 DVD will be dropping this fall and our blog will be the official pre-order location to get this classic video at the guaranteed best price once it's released.
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THE FIRST 1000 Orders will receive FREE Shipping and Handling! That's right Simply click the DVD Pre-order button below and be one of the first to have this landmark project added to your DVD collection...
The Masters Players Ball 2 DVD features over 60 minutes of real, authentic, exclusive footage and behind the scenes content you can't find anywhere else. With special guests like Filmore Slim, Mack Breed, Hook the Crook, Lee Mack, Gangsta Brown, Too Short, The Thong Boxers and even the hilarious antics of Jackass Alumni Steve-O, this DVD is sure to please and provide a rare glimpse where few can go. Hosted by The Graceful YO-YO this "Superbowl of Players Balls" live and direct from Hollywood California comes equipped with immaculate clips of the nations' top players and pimps gathered is an extravagant venue to celebrate and commemorate the years Master of the game. This is the only Players Ball to give away a "Mink Coat" to the winner and it's the biggest Red Carpet display and Media coverage ever in the history of Players Balls. Don't sleep on this one folks, get your hands on this DVD while they last....
The Masters Players Ball 2 Trailer:
More from The Masters Players Ball 2: Too Short and Gangsta Brown
The Masters Players Ball 3 Trailer:
Posted by Rico for Pimpin Pens
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Do Dolphins have healing powers?
More like Bullshit!
Dolphins, cute, smiling aquatic sweethearts eager to help, heal, and communicate with humans? Hell the fuck na they're wild animals that when threatened will more than likely attack your ass! In the hilarious and amazing Showtime series "Penn and Teller Bullshit!: The duo call bullshit on a wide variety of topics such as: The War On Porn, New Age Medicine, NASA, insomnia and mattresses, Being Green, Sensitivity Training and that's just this season. Previous bullshit topics include: Obesity, Wal-Mart, Breast Hysteria, Detoxing, Exorcisms, Immigration, Handicap Parking, Nukes, Hybrids & Lesbians (lol) and Anger Management.
In this episode all the cultural mumbo jumbo regarding dolphins is exposed, including New Age-style beliefs about the animals' evolutionary superiority (straight up nonsense, say dolphin experts) and the bullshit about dolphin "energy" believed by many. You gotta see this shit, I mean yeah dolphins do seem friendly and intelligent but some of these people are out of their fucking minds! Here's a teaser of the asinine shit some people do in this world: a couple in Arizona have people pay up to $3,000 for some weekend sessions to get in touch with your "inner dolphin," I mean what the fuck? Hahaha. Just had to share this with you guys, too crazy to believe - take a look for yourself!
Penn and Teller Bullshit on Dolphins part 1
The Dr.s Trippy Videos about Taking LSD with the dolphins starts around the 8 min, mark - fucking nutty!
Penn and Teller Bullshit on Dolphins part 2
Penn and Teller Bullshit on Dolphins part 3
BONUS SERVING of Psychedelia:
CNN:Ingesting Magic Mushrooms has Long Lasting Positive Effects!
MORE BONUS MATERIAL: Joe Rogan Isolation Tank Story
The founder/creator of the isolation tank or sensory deprivation tank Dr. John C. Lilly, mentioned in the above Penn and Teller piece, confessed to taking acid over 100 times with the Dolphins as part of a Government funded study. Yeah, this dude is out there but peep his site - some crazy shit. Anyway, actor,comedian,stoner and mixed martial arts master Joe Rogan has one of these fucking things in his basement and he describes the psychedelic effects of floating in one of these chambers high as fuck, experiencing an array of jaw dropping nuttiness including the tendency for the isolation chamber to naturally foster the bodies production of DMT- a powerful hallucinogen and favorite of the pro-drug activist (Yeah buddy). Just when you thought you've seen it all gems like these emerge from the Pimpin Pens archives to enlighten, inspire or probably disturb the shit out of you. Nonetheless enjoy the show.... that's how we roll!
Posted by Rico for Pimpin' Pens
"In the province of the mind, there are no limits."
Dr. John C. Lilly
New Nas Video: Hero
Banger off the new album!
God's son returns with this bouncy, uptempo joint produced my Polow da Don shining triumphantly as he walks through the streets of NYC with a crew of ski masked ninjas pounding a marching band drum to the beat. This shit is tight and he flows like a savage beast ravaging the track to shreds silver-back ape style. Honey dip in the video kinda looks like Alicia Keys (Umm fly - nice choice!) but regardless Nas is still the hardest in the game, elevating his steez to new, unparalleled heights with eclectic word choice, imagery and punchlines that hit like a cinder block to the face. Keep doing it big homie! QB stand up Nasty Nas is back - thank you Hov for putting this legendary emcee on Def Jam, a million thanks.
And without further ado....
YOUNG JEEZY FEAT. JAY-Z ( PUT ON REMIX )
One mo gain...Nuevo J Hova....
Jay-Z - Jockin' Jay-Z
Posted by Rico "Guess Who's Bizack?" for The Almighty Pimpin' Pens Familia
Monday, August 25, 2008
Bangerang Antics: Loading Fresh Clips for the Week
Swedish dude in the white had some sweaty ass toes for a snack break in Beijing, lol! Bangerang indeed. Now, while I can't support my peeps the way I'd like to due to my free spirited hatred against the communist regime that is Cuba, something about the above clip generates a hidden pride for that elite island in the Caribbean where my bloodline comes from. Quick lil shout to Angel Matos for kicking dude in the mouthpiece while they chanted his country in the background during the 2008 Olympics, must be fulfilling.
This next clip had me bugged out. Kyle Loza and company bring some nasty air maneuvers to the X-Games. Enjoy...
Quick Tunage Bonus!
New T.I. feat Kanyeezy, Jiggaman, and Lil Weasel: "Swagger Like Us"
Shit if we played a Kanye beat using an MIA sample might as well play some MIA eh?
P-Express was definitely worth the watch, intermission blaze, and re-watch...out
Posted By Los "straight out the wakum tablet in baughto's lab" Diablo for Pimpin' Pens
Friday, August 22, 2008
Daps for Genius'...G-Z-A Salute
GZA: "Liquid Swords"
GZA feat. The Rebel INS: "Cold World"
Grandmastas: "General Principles"
B-B-Bonus New Junts!
GZA: "Papar Plate"
GZA feat. Rock Marciano: "Short Race"
Posted By Los Diablo for Pimpin' Pens
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Yes Yes Ya'll and You Don't Stop...Def Jux Set to Unleash: The Mighty Underdogs
The Mighty Underdogs feat. Ladybug Mecca: "Lovelife"
Oh so reminiscent of that wonderfully lost golden era...
The Mighty Underdogs feat. MF Doom: "Gun Fight"
Ben Stokes on the Video
Get Mighty here... Get more Mighty here... then go fuck yourself...
Posted By Los Diablo for Pimpin' Pens
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
G-Unit: You So Tough
I was listening to this on one of those satellite radio stations today. This bitch goes hard if you ask me. I've been noticing a huge G-Unit backlash as of recent, which I gather is because of people growing weary of their bullying and incessant shit talking. They always struck me as unscrupulous pieces of shit from the outset, however with that being said I always gave them their propers when it came to making super-bumpin junts. I think they earned their spot in the upper-echelons of the rap game. Check it out. Supposedly its a TI diss. Also, I know I am a little late bringing this to your attention, but fuck it - I have no time deadlines to meet. I move at my own pace like all bosshoggs.
Enzo-Unit
C-Murder Be Fresh
Straight from our digital divas from Asylum Records Theda and Kadilsha. Nobody has gone through more adversity in the rap game than C-Murder. Coming up in the Calliope projects in the NO with his brothers Master P, and Silk the Shocker - this dude has beaten a gang of murder charges to come out unscathed. Check this exclusive banger foolios! Courtesy of Enzo. Peep the link! http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid824272798/bctid1688394024
Enzo on the piece
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Mid-Week Mania! Raekwon, Big Boi, USA Basketball, Kicks and More...
Big Boi feat Dre 3k and Ragu Rae: "Royal Flush"
Sir Luscious Leftfoot is in the building!
Rae, Ghost, and Nas: "Verbal Intercourse"
D-Wade Windmill Jammer
Miami monsterdons boy!
Nasty New P-Rod Junts
Click For More Paul Rodriguez SB Dunks
Posted By Los Diablo for Pimpin' Pens
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Lil Boosie is Trill
Word on the street says Lil Boosie got a new mixtape out hosted by DJ Rell aptly titled: Golden Child. All my real trill cohorts no what I'm talking about when I say Boosie Boo is the truth. He spits from the heart, and he doesn't fabricate any of his ghetto tales. His music is so dope because of all the struggles that he has endured and been able to poeticize on wax. To me he sons, owns, bodies, (whatever you want to call it) his contemporaries like Lil Wayne- who currently reign dominant in today's pop music climate. In 2006 Boosie dropped Bad Azz, a certified classic for all those who really know. Soon he will drop Bad Azz II, and I envision a slow but steady ascendance to the top of the rap heap when he does. I will no longer soliloquize and talk your heads off about my main man Boosie, instead I will let you cats judge for yourselves. Check out sum cuts from the Golden Child mixtape.
"When I was small I had heart always tried for it. I learned how to swim jumping off the diving board."
Enzo on the Post watch out for the oke doke
Slang Lexicon-Firecap
Firecap- [fahyuhr][kap]
1. Exceedingly well-performed fellatio, or oral sex. As featured on Skinny Pimp's album Tha Classic.
Enzo on the post had to slap kniccas wit toast
South Park Mexican
I remember first being exposed to the trillness that is SPM or South Park Mexican. It was 2005 and I was at my boys house and he was playing some assorted Texas junts while we were puffing blunts in Tallahassee, FL home of the FSU seminoles, my Alma mater. Anyway after some standard token Texas funk from the likes of UGK had finished playing along comes a track I wasn't too familiar with. I asked homeboy who I was kicking it with, "who is this dude," to which he replied, "oh that's South Park Mexican, what you know about SPM." Turns out I didn't know shit and was disappointed in my naivete regarding the subject. I pride myself on being privy to all the musical happenings poppin off in the dirty south and I was fascinated with this South Park Mexican character. He represents Screwston, TX to the fullest, especially the eses (chicanos). Hailing from the same stomping grounds that spawned the early 90's horror-core gangsta rapper, Gangsta Nip, SPM has been putting in work for well over a decade to a dedicated following. The first SPM cut I heard was, "I Must Be High", off his 2001 LP Never Change. Recently I fell upon this jewel featuring fellow Texas boss hoggs, Trae and Z-Ro.
Check It!
Posted by Enzo "Turning fruits into vegetables"
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Vendetta Redux: More from Mr. Sche and T-Rock!
Due to the overwhelming amount of content on the Vendetta album I used my review as more of a forum to discuss the lyrical content and decipher the underlying symbolism, pondering the thought process behind the execution of the dark, revolution-laced project. Also, I'm not about to put up my homies whole fucking CD for you assholes so hopefully in the interim you went out and bought that shit and stopped bootlegging my nigs work. So with that being said how about you re-read my shit, leave a comment you lazy fucks and show some respect for all the trill content we provide for you each week! We put a lot of blood, sweat and tears behind some of these pieces and the least you can do is leave a comment bruh! Anyway I digress, enjoy the new selections from Mr. Sche & T-Rocks VENDETTA.
"Pass the Motivation"
"Vendetta"
SOME VIDEO JUNTS
"Missle Rip" T-Rock Solo Track
"Git Mad"
Posted by Rico "Can I get a comment in this bitch?" for Pimpin' Pens
Random Tangents: Video clips, Strange News, and other Web Junk!
LONGEST SLAM DUNK
FUCK THAT PEEP SPUD WEBB TAKING HOME THE TROPHY BACK IN 86!
5 foot 7 inch Spud Webb shocks Dominique Wilkins and the world with this classic stunning upset!
Back To The Future 2 HOVERBOARD For Sale!
- 30K (What the fuck!)
Yeah you think you have what it takes to make this shit levitate? Extremely savvy in industrial engineering and astro-physics? Got 30 G's to spare - hell the fuck no, not for this Movie prop primarly made of some gay ass late 80's - early 90's neon-pink plastic board rocked by Marty McFly AKA Michael J. Fox in the 1989 hit Back to the Future 2.
Peep the infamous scene where McFly dips on the pink floater rocking some space age Nikes. (extra high top moon boots and shit lol)Also why the fuck do they have an 87 Jeep Grand Cherokee floating in the background, where'd the budget go motherfuckers? How the hell did I ever like this movie" Oh yeah I was like 10 at the time and internet porn had yet to be created lol. Still had those VHS junts and mags from my old man's stash hahahah.
JESUS SEEN IN CAT FUR!
No comment, this whole seeing Jesus and Saints in grilled cheese sandwiches, Dorito chips, tree bark and other nonsense is getting to be ridiculous already!
KILLER BEAN FOREVER!
This animation by former Hollywood 3-D animation guru Jeff Lew is the latest installment in a long going series about a bean, wait - a BAD ASS bean! Jeff took 4 years off of work to put mad effort and detail into this high quality banger with what appears to be somewhat of a budget! I think they got dude from The Green Mile (Michael Clarke Duncan) to add his deep ass voice to the cast Hahaha. The slow motion shooting sequences are hilarious. Peep the Face-Off style twin gold pistols with the Dragon engraving! Killer Bean Forever!
Killer Bean has come a long way, here's where it all began...
Posted by Rico "Return of tha Block Burna - yeah we back Bitches!" for Pimpin' Pens
Monday, July 28, 2008
Can Ox Cluster Fuck
Vast Aire feat Vordol and prod from the legend Pete Rock: "Mecca and the Ox"
Pete came very El-proesque on this junt off of Vast's new record, "Dueces Wild"
Can Ox: "AK 47"
Can Ox: "From the Planet of Eat"
Bonus Juntastics!!!
Can Ox and DJ Rob Swift: "Cosmos"
Posted By Los Diablo for Pimpin' Pens
Friday, July 25, 2008
Return of the Abacist: Nas' "Untitled" Record Review
So Nasty Nas dropped an album previously said to be released under the title of a racial epithet, but so "controversial" he instead left it untitled due to the overabundance of pressure tyrannizing down from the powers bestowed upon a select group of individuals born without genitals. Oh, and for the sake of impartial honesty, I'm a spick, and the album would have been called nigger, we clear? Now that the least important part of the record has been discussed, although the media seems to slowly pleasure themselves on the album title alone, let's keep it moving onto what should be the only important aspect out of any Nas project, the fucking music.
"...they pray please god, let em spit that uzi in the army lining, that shorty doowop rollin oowops in the park reclining..." -Nas on "Queens Get The Money"
After nine studio records and an armada of impeccable verses, the talking heads still cross their sticky green fingers in hopes of another "Illmatic", what a snore. Bra, it's been over a decade, drop it... that record was by far beyond classic, but my expectations would be dumb enough to wear a fucking halftard helmet if that's where the bar was placed. Besides, you can't expect anyone to bring back a pioneering early 90's style in 2008, that is ridiculously absurd. I mean, do you see me blazing some shwag ass regular nuggery from back in the day? No way, we've upgraded, we lounge with cereal bowls filled with super purple penicillin, and that is exactly where Nas' cadence, style, and word choice has evolved to. He executes lines all over the record with such precision DJ's should be able to cut the grooves backwards while a pair of voluptuous stripper titties are bouncing in their grill. The flavorful choice of gutter phrases spliced with literary word choice displays a certain level of maturity only a trill seasoned veteran can harness. And the selection of beats produced by exceptional artists who aren't necessarily spotlighting but bang sounds out the barracks compliment kid wave's style to perfection (such as Salam Remi, Jay Electronica, Stic.man from Dead Prez, Mark Ronson, Polow Da Don...).
But does he tackle the topic effectively? Well, the percussion-less introduction by Jay Electronica allows Nas to explain his position on the project with the rhetoric of a misunderstood thinker, a prisoner of words bound to poetic dust torn between a corrupt industry of jingle peddlers and founders of the greatest cultural and musical era since jazz. From the basic concepts painted with intricate imagery on "You Can't Stop Us Now" (yo he got dude from the stylistics on that joint!) , to the more meaningful tone towards bullshit media coverage on "Sly Fox", to the superb single "Hero", Nas puts together a work of musical expressionism layered deeper than just exploitation, controversy, messages, and concepts. Regardless, "Fried Chicken" and "Project Roach" have single handedly butchered any album cut from any artist this year, chew on that...
Dudes record leaked, had no marketing or promotion, and still sold off the shelves. Wow, who would of thought generating a solid fan base would allow you to make music your way without throwing on a mask...
Posted By Los Diablo for Pimpin' Pens
FRIDAY MORNING BREAKFAST
Ghostface “Murder Goons”
(Produced by J Dilla)
Big Ghost in the Mothafuckin House! Peep this new B-B-BANGER produced by the awe inspiring J Dilla or "Jay Dee" (R.I.P)
Such a shame to lose such a talented musical genius but it's great to see a lot of new releases incorporating Dilla production (Like Ghost, Raekwon, Busta, Nas, etc. ) I assume to support his fam and estate which has suffered sever losses due to excessive bootlegging after his passing. Any real Hip-Hop head and appreciator of original, music and quality production go out and cop his shit, they're all classics and his fam has to eat.
Amongst my favorite producers like Pete Rock, DJ Premier, RZA, Marley Marl, Madlib, Alchemist, El-P, DJ Shadow, Prefuse 73, 9th Wonder etc. Dilla orchestrates and molds expansive mini-worlds with his unique blends of sounds and samples and encompasses the true essence that is Hip-Hop. With that being said... here's some Donuts for your Friday Breakfast!
AUDIO VISUALS:
Posted by RICO "Alfalfa with the Gun to the Rascal" for Pimpin' Pens
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Masters of The Game Lessons Vol. 1
Feeling so damn Pimpish!
HOES
THE FINE PRINT OF THE GAME
TAKING A FALL
CROSS COUNTRY PIMPIN'
PERPETRATORS
THE 70's
and much more.
Take a look at the first of many Volumes of lessons to come!
BONUS PIMP AUDIO:
"A Husla" off Youngbleed's sophomore album "My Own"
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